I want Pie

I think Stick Dog is trying to tell me something.

I make the world's worst pie crust. Don't tell me about any more super easy, never fail, can't miss, flaky no matter what, uses vinegar, only use ice water, even a monkey can make it, recipes. I've tried them all and this is the one that works. No one complains and it makes the best pie ever.

I think SD wants a beef and kidney pie for lunch.